We can save your data, but we can't save you

Step 1: Select a plan

For the activists and human rights workers who always feel like someone is watching them, this plan includes quantum bilateral encryption. The ultimate privacy for you and your data. For the paranoid android and sysadmin alike, this plan ensures your data will be secure no matter what happens on Earth.
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Step 2: Sign Up

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Verify that all the information above is correct and click
"Sign Up" to complete registration.
You can change any of the information after signing up.

I acknowledge that my files will not actually be backed up off world.

I also acknowledge that it is silly to believe that the Mayans correctly predicted the end of the world will occur on Friday (especially since they don't even believe that).

Furthermore, I acknowledge that no such thing as a multiphotonic phase inducer exists outside of this website and possibly Star Trek.